Noah’s Ark
In response to a question on yahoo regarding Noah’s Ark which asks for clarification as to the plausibility of fitting all species into a ship of that size and the genetic diversity problem of inbreeding, this reply stands out in the crowd:
Excellent point.. why didn’t I think of that?
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Yahoo! Answers
The Red Sea Is Full Of Dolphin Blood
Sometimes it can be hard to look at a comment and determine if it is genuine stupidity, or trolling and satire. Other times the comment is just as sad either way. Here’s a perfect example of the latter:
You heard it here first. The Red Sea is actually red because people beat dolphins with sticks. NOT because of helicopters putting paint in it.
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YouTube
Where Does Light Come From?
Simple enough question:
“On the first day God made light, on the 4th day he made the sun and planets?
I don’t understand?!?!?!?!
There was light but no sun?!?!?!”
Simple enough answer:
Of course.. who could forget about the giant candlestick on the moon that has illuminated the earth for many years while the sun is sleeping?
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Yahoo! Answers
You Had Me Up Until ‘hilarious’
Sometimes comments are good, make sense, and have a clear and concise structure to easily relay the thoughts of the author to anyone who reads it. Other times they start out good and then drift off into a wtfcomments-worthy literary disaster.
You had me up until ‘hilarious’.
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YouTube
Im In Your Pirate Bays Reading Your Commentz
Nothing like a good chain spam message to give a torrent page that hip “pop culture” feel that everyone is going for nowadays. This rates somewhere around a 3/10 on the clever scale until your realize the following:
- This is spam and the poster just copied it from someone else
- The comment at the end tries to make it sound like spamming grants wishes
- You’ve read it over 9000 times before
- You’ve read it over 9000 times before
- You’ve read it over 9000 times before
Wonder if I can sue for false advertising if I have a brain hemorrhage tomorrow from reading too much chain spam.
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ThePirateBay
Can’t take a hint?
Nothing much you can say about this one other than.. some people just don’t know when to take a hint:
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Yahoo! Answers
2 For One Facepalm Special!
A simple demonstration of a unit from the game Red Alert 3.
One would think it would be quite easy to comprehend what is going on, but as usual someone is there to prove you wrong. Not once, but twice.
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YouTube
You say a pound is how many grams?!
Just when you thought Yahoo! Answers was a reliable source of information, you see this little gem:
According to pixie66 there are 450 kilograms in a pound (450,000) so all we need to do is multiply how many pounds to 450 (??? 450*450,000 = 202,500,000) and convert that to grams.
There you have it, just shy of a quarter million grams in a pound, just the answer I was looking for!
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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061102045902AA9b97M
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